The 156th club activity meeting will now begin.
Each club will make their report.
Her name is Isurugi Yayoi.
She is Aogiri High's capable student council president.
Yes, ma'am.
I'm from the tennis club.
We have two students attending the prefectural tournament.
I'm from the track and field club.
One of our members set a new prefectural record.
I am from the Survival Game Club.
We have thirteen cases of damage to property, two injuries,
and four stern warnings from the police.
Ootori-san, are you joking?
I am not joking.
However, don't worry.
I resolved all our problems with money.
Very well! You may now ask questions!
If you have a question, please raise your hand and state your question!
Yes!
Why do your teeth squeak when you eat spinach?
Typical Miou-sama...
How philosophical!
You're joking, aren't you?
I am completely serious.
Why is it?
How mysterious...
What a pure person...
Miss Survival Game Club! This is a club activity meeting!
Revenge of Isurugi Yayoi, Student Council President!
Do you have any plans to advance your club?
Of course I do.
I'm currently thinking of a mascot for my club.
Grenadon
Based on the M67 hand grenade, he is "Grenadon."
He's a little hot-tempered with a short fuse, but sometimes sentimental.
He's quite easy to get along with.
How wonderful.
How cute.
She always tramples everything important to me under her feet.
Very well. I'll play her game.
Ootori Miou values the Survival Game Club.
I will assimilate her club members and tear them down.
I will destroy the Survival Game Club.
I wonder what sort of expression Ootori Miou will make then.
Do we have any information on her?
Kasugano Urara: ordinary Survival Club Game member.
Her most prominent quality is her masochism.
Then it will be simple.
I will act sadistically and make her do my bidding.
You, there! Kasugano Urara!
What?
...-san.
Do you need something?
I'm in a bad mood because Momoka-sama isn't here today.
I-I'm sorry...
I mean, you should listen to me!
Why?
Because I'm a sadist!
What is that?
What?
Don't underestimate a masochist!
Remember, viewers.
There's nothing a masochist hates more than a phony sadist.
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
What are you doing, Urara? Calm down.
Miou-sama...
Are you all right?
Ootori Miou!
L-Leave me alone!
Goutokuji Kayo: Survival Game Club treasurer.
As a genius with an IQ of 160, her grades are always at the top of her class.
What? She's incredibly formidable.
However, she's completely uninterested in survival games.
It's a mystery why she's in the Survival Game Club.
Her most prominent quality is that she is an otaku who likes to cosplay.
That's how I'll get through to her.
You're Goutokuji Kayo-san, aren't you?
I like to cosplay. Let's be friends.
I don't quite think that's cosplay.
Sure. Let's be friends.
Huh? What?
For emergencies.
Emergencies?
Anyway, if you're wearing that mask...
What?
...you should wear this.
Amazing!
Or...
This one isn't bad, either.
But if you're going to wear a mask, you should stick to the standards.
What is this?
My clothes, my clothes!
Here.
I can't wear that!
If you like cosplaying, you can do it.
You can do it.
You seem chilly. You'll catch a cold.
Ootori Miou? D-Don't worry about me!
Kyoudou Maya: ordinary Survival Game Club member.
She works as a gravure model.
That's why she's dressed like that?
If she's a model, a scandal would be disastrous for her.
Let's find something and assimilate her.
The thing is, I haven't heard a single rumor about her.
She has hardly any presence within the Survival Game Club.
Now, now. You go too far.
She must manage her personal life quite well.
She may be formidable...
Who are you? Do you need something?
She noticed me.
Come here.
I'm impressed.
Those who are constantly pursued by the paparazzi are sensitive
to the presence of others.
Hey, you're the student council president.
Wait, what are you talking about?
You're all quite peculiar.
It's no wonder you're friends with the heinous brute, Ootori Miou.
What? Miou's a heinous brute?
I see. Dealing with celebrity reporters has taught you to play dumb.
It won't do you any good!
After all, Ootori Miou ruined what's important to me with a guffaw!
She did what?
I am ruined, body and soul.
My life is beyond recovery.
I'm sorry.
What?
It must have been difficult to endure the unbelievable things our president did to you!
It must have hurt!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry for what she did to you!
Huh? What?
This isn't enough to earn your forgiveness.
After all, both your body and soul are beyond repair now.
Um, I may have exaggerated.
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Stop! I exaggerated!
It wasn't that bad!
Stop! Please stop!
President?
Apparently it was stress-related acute gastritis.
Because Maya took her exaggeration too seriously,
she couldn't handle the pang of conscience.
I see. Thank you, though.
You carried me to the ambulance.
You're surprisingly strong.
Oh, actually...
What?
She happened upon you, and...
This is the worst!
Sonokawa Momoka: new Survival Game Club member.
Ootori Miou admires her superb marksmanship.
Her personality is quite simple.
We're still doing this?
Of course we are.
It's all right.
This time, I've done my research and made careful plans.
I even altered my appearance.
Watch this.
Look at that!
Wow, that's a Real Bear!
And it's the rare crab version!
You know what this is? It's not very well-known.
I love him.
I even bought a limited edition recently.
Look.
That's the nosebleed version!
I'm sorry for surprising you.
I'm Ishida Kanna, class 1-F.
I'm Sonokawa Momoka from class C.
Nice to meet you.
Sonokawa Momoka activated her "pleasant outward appearance" mode.
You're a transfer student, too.
We're the same.
I haven't been able to make any friends.
Since I'm type AB, I'm shy.
No way, I'm type AB, too.
What's your sign?
Sagittarius.
Me, too. Wow.
And you like Real Bear, too.
It's like a miracle.
I'm sure we'll be good friends.
Yeah.
See you tomorrow.
Bye.
It's nearly time, Ootori Miou.
I look forward to seeing you in despair.
What? You can't walk home together today, either?
Sorry. My club has an important event today.
Yeah, right!
You said the same thing yesterday and the day before!
It'll be over soon.
Yes. The time is ripe.
I see...
We're not actually friends.
What's more important, me or your club?
You should quit your club!
This will cause discord to spread throughout the Survival Game Club,
which will eventually collapse.
Okay.
What?
My question was more serious than an invitation to karaoke.
I didn't really want to join, and it's kind of a pain.
If you really want me to quit...
No, no, no, you should stick with it!
Can't you create more conflict?
What?
Hey, it's the student council president.
Ootori Miou?
Student council president?
Hey, you're right. Did you change your look?
Oh, Miou, you should apologize to her.
I'll apologize, too.
I've had enough of that!
And that, too!
Were you coming to the announcement party, too?
I see.
Huh?
Huh? What?
Hey, what did you mean by "president"?
Grenadon Announcement Party
What about the president?
What does that mean?
D-Don't be ridiculous!
I-I'll never acknowledge this!
Not this Survival Game—
I'm through trying to destroy the Survival Game Club through roundabout means.
I'm going to crush Ootori Miou herself.
In order to do that, I must discover the weaknesses of Ootori Miou—
Wait, what?
She's already incredibly weakened?
Wh-What happened, President?
She got me. I can't move...
What?
Someone got Miou?
Impossible.
What kind of monster did this to you?
Who? Who was it?
The old...
"The old"?
The old hag from the cafeteria.
My name is Ishida. I'm new.
I look forward to working with you.
You're so young.
Nice to meet you.
Someone here did that to Ootori Miou...
She's like a granddaughter.
The hag! This old woman defeated Ootori Miou?
Where is she hiding her brutality?
She's like the Buddha...
Excuse me!
Yes, yes.
I'll watch what she does.
Yesterday afternoon I was so hungry I couldn't move.
Could you cut the mushrooms and green peas?
Also, could I get more meat?
You won't grow big if you're a picky eater.
Very well! I'll pay you to reduce the amount of vegetables—
Huh?
What did you say? I'm hard of hearing.
At least give me more meat!
I see, I see.
You love vegetables.
Amazing!
Instead of falling into her pace, she lightly brushes her off
and has her in the palm of her hand!
She truly is like the Buddha!
If I can master this stance, I can defeat Ootori Miou!
The Next Day
Hey! This...
Yes?
I-I did it! I lightly parried Ootori Miou!
I am truly invincible!
Buddha stance!
Buddha, Buddha!
I will become the Buddha!
Then one week passed.
President, what happened to you?
Everyone's talking about you!
They're asking if the cafeteria has always had two old hags!
Isurugi Yayoi had achieved enlightenment.
This tea sure tastes good.
It sure does.
President, are you sure about this?
You have weakened the detestable Ootori, but you won't strike the killing blow?
By creating delicious food, I deliver smiles to people.
I have no greater desire.
Actually, she had achieved old womanhood.
This tea sure is good.
It sure is.
President, there are terrible rumors about you spreading throughout the school.
Hey, did you know?
The student council president and Ootori Miou are a couple.
And the student council president's working in the cafeteria
in order to serve food to Miou-sama.
Yeah. She obviously served Miou-sama an extra helping.
There's tons of photographic evidence going around.
Let me see.
No way. What is this?
They're so in love.
I wish she would hold me, too.
Nice!
That's obviously not true!
I'd never date her!
We're not a couple!
Delete those pictures!
President!
If you want to practice your knife fighting, use a fake knife.
L-Let go of me!
I hate you more than anyone in the world!
Nice tsundere!
How cute.
I've never seen the president speak so crudely before.
They're so in love.
This is real love.
Sure is nice to be young.
I'll crush you, Ootori Miou!
The next day, for the first time
since she entered the school, Isurugi Yayoi skipped class.
Now the boss's seat is mine.
The End
Disgustingly Immoral Battle
Well? Aren't yakuza movies fun?
Really? I'm not feeling it.
They're stupid and barbaric.
Why do they all betray each other?
That's what makes it interesting.
I'm not interested in movies with only men.
No, they're plenty interesting.
Right?
Heave, ho.
Saku-chan, where'd you get that chair?
I had some incidental income, so I bought my own chair.
That's an oddly magnificent chair.
It was expensive.
I'm going to use this chair starting tomorrow.
Huh? You're leaving?
The vice principal invited me out for drinks.
He wants to discuss the future of teaching.
The vice principal is a brave man.
Drinks with Sakura-sensei sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I wonder why she had incidental income.
Anyway, this looks like a comfortable chair.
Wait, Sonokawa!
Do you think you're the only one who's wondering what it's like
to sit in that chair?
I'm going to sit in it first!
Who cares about the order?
Wait!
Why do I have to sit after you?
If you insist on sitting in that chair, let's fight over it first!
I'd like to get involved in that.
Me, too.
I see. When you put it that way, I can't just let you sit first, either.
Uncle Sonokawa, let's get them.
I'm on your side, Uncle.
Shut up!
Let's do this!
Despite everything they said, they had been strongly influenced by the yakuza movie
they had just watched.
Why you...
Uncle, we'll never get anywhere doing this!
I have a good idea.
Hey, Ootori!
Shall we call a truce?
What?
If we work together, we'll be the majority.
Once we knock out the small fry, we can settle this!
I see...
Good idea!
Damn!
What are they doing?
Those dogs are working together!
Then we should work together as well.
You're right.
Let's do it.
Wh-What are you doing?
You're too gullible.
Your kindness will only hold me back.
You can't hold me back when you're dead.
16:21 August 10, 2014 Class 2-E Kyoudou Maya Dead
The toughest one is the brute Sonokawa.
Once I take out Sonokawa, that chair is as good as mine.
It's me, Goutokuji.
I surrender.
Fighting over a single chair is ridiculous.
All right. Throw down your gun and stand over there.
What happened to Kyoudou?
Look outside.
Die, Sonokawa!
I thought you might try that, Goutokuji.
That's a "Thrilling Kiss" movie commemorative limited edition Plutonian stuffed toy!
D-Don't do it!
If you don't want me to hurt him, you know what you have to do.
You're so underhanded...
I don't care what you call me!
16:22 August 10, 2014 Class 1-C Goutokuji Kayo Dead
That piece of shit...
What did she do?
What are you doing?
16:23 August 10,2014 Class 3-A (Held Back) Ootori Miou Dead
Now the chair is mine.
Uncle, you're so heinously wonderful.
I won't end up like that movie!
16:24 August 10, 2014 Class 1-A Kasugano Urara Dead
Wh-What is this... chair?
Sakura had purchased the chair on a bogus wesbite.
16:25 August 10,2014 Class 1-C Sonokawa Momoka Dead
The End
Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit.
Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit—
Why are you filming me?
Dear viewers!
You're probably expecting a swimsuit episode soon, but forget it.
The next episode takes place in the mountains.
It's dangerous to play survival games in swimsuits.
This anime is sensible in that regard.
See you next episode.
I'll be back.